If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
This just takes out the fun of finding the gif
that’s an 8 yr old??
Stinky Cooter McArsemuncher
As soon as I saw stinky cooter I immediately thought of Mamrie. As I am listening to her on Rhett and Link’s Ear Biscuits.
Tubby Cooter McRectum
gassy cooter mcrectum
your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
Me: If all the bagels cost the same how do i which ones to get?
Gramma: I would go by which one has more fat.
Me: ugh….I’ll just get english muffins.
It smells horrible in here. Reason 7 why I don’t frequent this place. #nails #nailshop #ugh #thebabynexttomejustcoughed #poorkid #noventilation
poor kid 😢 probably looking all over for this. #lostgame #ruined #sadness #dorasexploringthesnow
because nobody wants to bang Stefani more than Stefani herself… (x)
RIP Stefani aka Spicie (with an i e)
my #nails this week cc:@thenailartstory i love it.